Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Stephen and Gwendolyn playset;

This is the Stephen and Gwendolyn Playset diorama I made for Gwendolyn Guth’s birthday back in February, sitting here in Stephen Brockwell’s dining room. I made it with the idea that whenever he was away on one of his business trips, she could use to miss him less; do you think it’s working? It even comes with a rob and Christine in the background (notice, though, mine is the only character holding a glass of wine; and can you see the dog peeking out from the kitchen?).

Stephen became convinced (especially after discovering I designed and did all of this in front of the television one evening, capturing the interior of his house from memory) that I should do such for money; do you think such is a possibility? Seems somehow unlikely. Although I did have an awful lot of fun designing the instructions (below). I made a point of including them in multiple languages in 8-point font (this all fits on one sheet of 8 ½ x 11 paper, of course), with English instructions included last. How could one expect anything else?

It makes me wonder: what should I be making next...?

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Stephen y Gwendolyn Playset™
El Wile lejos las horas con Gwendolyn Guth™ y Stephen Brockwell™ en su muy posee Stephen y Gwendolyn Playset™, y celebra el cumpleaños de Gwendolyn Guth's™, o cualquier día, en estilo lujoso.

Cómo jugar con su Stephen y Gwendolyn Playset™
Fije en el área principal de la casa de Stephen Brockwell's™ en la vecindad de Lindenlea de Ottawa, usted puede mirar como Gwendolyn Guth™ marca los papeles, los cocineros de Stephen Brockwell™, la parte dos una cena iluminada por velas romántica y botella apropiada de vino (por supuesto) o se prepara por vacaciones raras al ™ de Cayman Islands (Stephen y Gwendolyn Cayman Islands Playset™ vendido por separado). ¿Nico el dog™ golpeará sobre cena con todo otra vez? ¿Cualquiera de ellos parará el trabajar y conseguirá nunca abajo al negocio de la vida? ¿Usted podrá caminar Stephen Brockwell™ o Gwendolyn Guth™ a través de una sola puerta sin Nico el dog™ inmediatamente en sus talones, amenazando a su equilibrio e incluso a su cordura? ¡Oh no, Nico!

Стефан и Gwendolyn Playset™
Wile прочь часы с Gwendolyn Guth™ и Стефан Brockwell™ в их очень имеет Стефан и Gwendolyn Playset™, и празднует день рождения Gwendolyn Guth's™, или любой день, в роскошном типе.

¡Recoja a sus muchos amigos!
También disponible para su Stephen y Gwendolyn Playset™ incluya: robe mclennan y Christine McNair™ (guitarra incluyendo y autoharp), Rolando Prevost y Janice Tokar™ (guitarra incluyendo), Steve Zytveld y Cathy McDonald-Zytveld™ (goggles™ incluyendo de la poesía y tres botellas del cuarto de galón de cerveza), Juan Lavery™ (guitarra incluyendo y gavilla de papel), Marilyn Irwin™ (guitarra incluyendo) y Monty Reid, Sarah y Frances™ (guitarra incluyendo, violín y cochecito de bebé).

Cómo mantener su Stephen y Gwendolyn Playset™
Subsistencia fuera del alcance de animales. Subsistencia lejos del fuego o del agua. Subsistencia lejos del viento, del hielo y de la nieve. No caliente sobre 40º cent3igrado o debajo de 0º. Contiene pequeñas piezas. Subsistencia fuera del alcance de niños. No para los niños bajo edad de 20. No toque su Stephen y Gwendolyn Playset™. Mantenga fuera del alcance de cada uno.

Si cualquier parte de sus roturas de Stephen y de Gwendolyn Playset™, piezas es disponible pero extremadamente costosa. ¡Goce de su Stephen y Gwendolyn Playset™! ¡Guarde el jugar de la caja fuerte! Coma las manzanas.

Как сыграть с вашими Стефан и Gwendolyn Playset™
Установите в главную район дома Стефан Brockwell's™ в районе Lindenlea Оттава, вы можете наблюдать по мере того как Gwendolyn Guth™ маркирует бумаги, кашевар Стефан Brockwell™, дол 2 романтичный candlelit обедающий и соотвествующи бутылк вина (конечно) или подготовляете на редкая каникула к ™ Cayman Islands (Стефан и Gwendolyn Cayman Islands Playset™ проданное отдельно). Nico dog™ будет стучать над обедающим но снова? То из их всегда будет останавливать работать и будет получать вниз к делу жить? Вы будете погулять или Стефан Brockwell™ или Gwendolyn Guth™ через одиночную дверь без Nico dog™ немедленно на их пятках, угрожающ их баланса и даже их психического здоровья? Oh нет, Nico!


Соберите их много друзей!
Также имеющеся для ваших Стефан и Gwendolyn Playset™ включите: разбойничайте mclennan и Кристина McNair™ (включая гитара и autoharp), Рональд Prevost и Дженис Tokar™ (включая гитара), Стив Zytveld и Cathy mcDonald-Zytveld™ (включая goggles™ поэзии и 3 бутылки кварты пива), Джон Lavery™ (включая гитара и сноп бумаги), Мэрилин Irwin™ (включая гитара) и Monty Reid, Сара и Frances™ (включая гитара, скрипка и прогулочная коляска младенца).

Как поддерживать ваши Стефан и Gwendolyn Playset™
Содержание из достигаемости животных. Содержание далеко от пожара или воды. Содержание далеко от ветра, льда и снежка. Не нагрейте над 40º Celsius или под 0º. Содержит малые части. Содержание из достигаемости детей. Не для детей под временем 20. Не коснитесь вашим Стефан и Gwendolyn Playset™. Держите из достигаемости каждого.

Если любая часть ваших проломов Стефан и Gwendolyn Playset™, частей имеющаяся но весьма дорогая. Насладитесь вашими Стефан и Gwendolyn Playset™! Держите сыграть сейф! Съешьте яблока.

Stephen and Gwendolyn Playset™
Wile away the hours with Gwendolyn Guth™ and Stephen Brockwell™ in their very own Stephen and Gwendolyn Playset™, and celebrate Gwendolyn Guth’s™ birthday, or any day, in luxurious style.

How to Play with your Stephen and Gwendolyn Playset™
Set in the main area of Stephen Brockwell’s™ house in Ottawa’s Lindenlea neighbourhood, you can watch as Gwendolyn Guth™ marks papers, Stephen Brockwell™ cooks, the two share a romantic candlelit dinner and appropriate bottle of wine (of course) or prepare for a rare vacation to the Cayman Islands™ (Stephen and Gwendolyn Cayman Islands Playset™ sold separately). Will Nico the dog™ knock over dinner yet again? Will either of them ever stop working and get down to the business of living? Will you be able to walk either Stephen Brockwell™ or Gwendolyn Guth™ through a single door without Nico the dog™ immediately at their heels, threatening their balance and even their sanity? Oh no, Nico!

Collect their Many Friends!
Also available for your Stephen and Gwendolyn Playset™ include: rob mclennan and Christine McNair™ (including guitar and autoharp), Roland Prevost and Janice Tokar™ (including guitar), Steve Zytveld and Cathy McDonald-Zytveld™ (including poetry goggles™ and three quart bottles of beer), John Lavery™ (including guitar and sheaf of paper), Marilyn Irwin™ (including guitar) and Monty Reid, Sarah and Frances™ (including guitar, fiddle and baby stroller).

How to Maintain your Stephen and Gwendolyn Playset™
Keep out of reach of animals. Keep away from fire or water. Keep away from wind, ice and snow. Do not heat over 40º Celsius or below 0º. Contains small parts. Keep out of reach of children. Not for children under the age of 20. Do not touch your Stephen and Gwendolyn Playset™. Keep out of reach of everyone.

If any part of your Stephen and Gwendolyn Playset™ breaks, parts are available but extremely expensive. Enjoy your Stephen and Gwendolyn Playset™! Keep playing safe! Eat apples.

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1 comment:

Managing Editor said...

You do so 'wile' away the hours!! Unbelievable. xo