Pac Man, Ms. (a very short story)

First introduced in 1981, Ms. Pac-Man a year younger than counterpart, distinguished by pink apex bow. Long rumoured as husband-and-wife, one can presume that might make her Mrs. Pac-Man, instead. With more complex screens and player difficulty, what if she less a result of Adam’s one rib than a reversal of American duo The White Stripes? They told us the siblings Meg and Jack White once married, but now we know different. When you work together long enough, everyone presumes. There is the war, and then there is the war, tag-team rat-racing ghosts, alternately chasing, and chased. After thirty years working the family business, are Mr. And Ms. Pac-Man quietly, happily, married to others?