Judy Tenuda, Love Goddess
A little off-topic, but I miss Judy Tenuda. Whatever happened to her? I miss her accordion wisdom.
Here are some quotes of hers I've found thanks to the internet (almost as good as Fraggle Rock's Madame Trash-Heap for giving out answers to obscure questions).
"Friends are just enemies that don't have the guts to kill you."
"My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, 'Just wait.'"
"Have you ever dated someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?"